March 10, 2006

That Darn Smart Aleck

Hee!

From The Onion:

Smart Aleck Ruins Academy Awards
March 6, 2006 | Issue 42�10

VINCENNES, IN�Viewers of the 78th Academy Awards report that the event was ruined by the unknown smart aleck who served as the master of ceremonies. "I�m disappointed they couldn�t get a name," said 68-year-old retiree Louise Bloedorn, who said her enjoyment of the Oscars was marred by confusion and a vague feeling that the host was somehow mocking the event. "That new fellow will not go far in show business�or any business�if he doesn�t learn to show respect for the stars." A Bloomington Herald-Times poll of viewers showed a strong preference for bringing back "the guy from City Slickers."

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metanephros at 1:50 pm

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