July 05, 2006
Overheard in My Apartment II
Another installment in the never-ending saga of Stupid Shit My Husband Says:
- What is wrong with these cats? There�s a pile of shit as big as a grapefruit in here.
- Rachael Ray just admitted that she has a dirty Native American taco.
- You haven�t lived until you�ve thrown a 5-gallon bucket of shit in a dumpster.
- Oh, honey, these menstrual cramps are just the baby Jesus� way of letting you know he hates you.
- Is it bigger than a handful of Yodels?
metanephros at 5:09 pm