April 26, 2006

The Best One Yet

Today someone told me that she has been unable to pay her bills because she was the "victim of a murder/suicide."

That is certainly an excuse I've never heard before.

Also, here are some more pearls of wisdom from my idiot supervisor:

"I am mentally exhausted in my brain."

"I can never get enough cells on my phone in this building. Right now I only have two."

"If you have both screens open, just topple between them."

Oy.

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metanephros at 7:15 pm

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