April 26, 2006
The Best One Yet
Today someone told me that she has been unable to pay her bills because she was the "victim of a murder/suicide."
That is certainly an excuse I've never heard before.
Also, here are some more pearls of wisdom from my idiot supervisor:
"I am mentally exhausted in my brain."
"I can never get enough cells on my phone in this building. Right now I only have two."
"If you have both screens open, just topple between them."
Oy.
metanephros at 7:15 pm